Ok so my girlfriend really loves to fuck with dogs, and i love watching her do so. And we both love voyer so, this is a blog about my girlfriend fucking dogs. And allso we will share allot of great photos with you. With allot of hardcore animal porn. Hugs the doggie lovers

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room.

The first man’s dog asked the second man’s dog what he’s there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says, “Well, you see… I’ve been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I’m going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, “Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn’t like it because my scent wasn’t anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.

The third dog said, “This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!” The other dogs say, ” so’ that’s why they are putting you to sleep?” No says the dog, “She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!”

Private First Class Gets Head banged by a Desert Tortoise or How a US Fort in Nevada Got Its Mascot

Hello. It is me again and I want to share to you a funny thing that happened to a friend of mine. You see he is a soldier. And since I don’t want him to come running after me with nothing less than a grenade and a Magnum Semiautomatic caliber pistol, let’s call him… Sherwin. Private First Class Sherwin, US Special Forces, stationed at…. Well, I wouldn’t want a whole battalion of grunts and officers running after my poor battered hide now, would I? So let’s just say it happened in a US Fort stationed in a desert which is also the home of a certain endangered desert tortoise that figures well in my story. Oh well, on my story…

Private First Class Sherwin and the entire fellow battalion were undergoing a desert training exercise that day. I don’t know much about the army, but I have this impression that it’s kinda like a paint ball war, only you’ll have to dig up and sleep in your own fox holes and stuff. Any way he and two of his fellow grunts were holed up in their little fox hole that night and very, VERY tired and sleepy and you would too if you had ran all around Fort Ir…. I mean, a desert area, carrying around what seemed like 50 kilograms of stuff on your back and that does not include weapons and ammo. And so, like I said, those three grunts were very tired and sleepy but like good soldiers, they decided to take shifts in night sentry. Yeah, like someone would actually come and blow them off with a rocket launcher during a TRAINING exercise in Fort Ir… I mean in their OWN Fort. But then again this is a democratic country and if our generals couldn’t see the logic in that who are we to say otherwise, huh? Well, anyhow, back to the story, PFC Sherwin chose to take the first shift, while the other two, Mike and Ian, decided to take the second and third shifts respectively.

Anyway, PFC Sherwin was there sitting and valiantly trying to stay awake while his two fox hole mates (I don’t know what else to call them…) were enjoying their sleep. Note that the word here is TRYING since PFC Sherwin was dozing off and on every few seconds. Until finally he couldn’t resist the temptations to sleep and he did. After a few minutes, someone or something knocking on his helmet rudely awakened him. A quick glance at his fellow grunts told him that they were still fast asleep and so he ignored the knocking on his helmeted head fell asleep again. And once more, he ignored it. Now would be a good time to explain that the nighttime is the time wherein the desert go out and do their ‘thing’. You know, hunt, prowl around and other nighttime acts that I shouldn’t mention. Anyway, as I said earlier, PFC Sherwin ignored the soft knocking on his helmeted head and dozed off. Unfortunately, the tapping sound woke his two fellow grunts up and people; you won’t believe what they saw next. Just above the foxhole was a medium sized desert tortoise and guess what…IT WAS HUMPING ON PFC SHERWIN’S HELMETED HEAD!

Now, people, desert tortoises are normally shy and mild-mannered turtles, unless you interrupt their males while doing… um, mating rituals, then they turn ugly on you and bite off a few of your fingers while at it. Needless to say, Privates Mike and Ian didn’t thought of that first and after getting over their snickers, which started every time they glanced at PFC Sherwin and the desert tortoise ‘private’ moment, they decided to wake the poor guy up.

Naturally, PFC Sherwin freaked out once he realized that a desert cousin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was violating his helmeted head and jumped, knocking the poor sex crazed turtle (well you would be too if you’d lived in a hot place where the few females were probably several miles away and it will take you a couple of months to reach them, assuming that they were there in the first place.) right in the middle of his reptilian climax, and sending him to the desert ground and the poor helmet splattered with white goo. PFC Sherwin ignored his fox hole mates (that STILL doesn’t sound right…) who were on rolling out on the desert floor laughing at him and removed his helmet and placed it on the ground. He REALLY wanted to kill that fucking turtle right there now but their training officer told them that desert turtles were not to be harmed because they were endangered oh, and the fact that doing that would result in cleaning the barracks for 300 hours. So he did what any sane and ANGRY officer would to do to his subordinate AKA Privates Ian and Mike: he smacked them right in the face to shut them up!

He had just finished beating the crap out of…I mean, shutting his fox hole mates up (really need to come up with another name for it), when suddenly he heard another tapping sound. He glanced and saw the turtle humping his helmet again, though thankfully none of his own body parts was inside the much-violated army gear at of that moment. He heard snickers nearby and saw his fellow grunts looking at the turtle gleefully before finally collapsing in laughter. PFC Sherwin shook his head, he was sure that this story would be heard all around the Fort in the morning after that.

And that, my fellow animal lovers, is how the Desert Tortoise became the mascot of Fort Ir… I mean, of certain US Fort stationed in a desert.

Mr. Don owned a monkey.
And Mr. Key owned a unicorn.
Now Don’s monkey owned Key’s unicorn
Before Don own Key,
Which made Key’s down sore.
Had Don suck Key’s unicorn
Before Key sucked Don’s monkey,
Don’s monkey would not have sucked
Key’s unicorn.
So Don’s ‘key sucked Key’s ‘orn.
But it was sad to see Key so sore
Just because Don’s ‘key sucked
Key’s ‘orn!

Bitching With Stud

My ex-girlfriend, Linda, was going out of town for a couple of weeks and needed someone to look after her large black hound, Stud. We broke up quite recently but were still good friends. And so, I told her that I’d be happy to help her out, and so I took Stud home with me.

Stud is a rather large dog, standing good two-and-a-half feet at the shoulder and weighing in at one hundred or so pounds, with a curly black coat.

Since I am usually completely naked in the house, especially in the summertime, his wet nose was always poking into my groin or at my ass.

One day, I was sitting in the lounge chair, naked as usual, reading the newspaper, when he came up between my legs and started licking my shaved cock and balls. OH SHIT!!! The sensation was so electric that my dick got hard immediately. I spread my legs apart and he licked my dick and nuts until I came. The dog slurped up all my cum, and licked me clean. What an erotic turn-on!

I decided to reward my sweet canine honey, and become his bitch. I got down on my back on the floor with him straddling me, and started rubbing his sheath until his red dick poked its head out. I pumped his rod until it grew to about seven inches and kept on until he stiffened and shot his huge load of cum all over my face, chest, and belly. He then proceeded to lick himself and me clean. I didn’t want him to get totally soft, as I wanted more, so I propped myself up underneath him with cushions, and took his shaft into my mouth.

I started licking and sucking that doggie dick with sexual abandon, moving my lips up and down its entire length. Stud responded by starting to hump my mouth. I was being face-fucked by a dog. The knot at the base of his cock grew to the size of my fist as he thrust his big dick down my throat, the knot smashing against my lips.

All the while, dog juices were spurting down my gullet, until he finally unloaded his full load of sperm down my throat. No human ever pumped that much into me, but I managed to swallow it all. My dick was so hard and throbbing that it hurt.

My dog lover was still ready for more, so I got on my hands and knees and let him prod and lick my hairless ass. The thrill almost sent me through the roof. He then tried to mount me, and the feeling of his fur against my bare ass was totally erotic. I reached back between my legs, grabbed his ramrod, and guided it up to my ass.

Stud thrust and the tip of his seven-inch cock forced open my sphincter ring and entered my rectum. He humped a few more times and his entire thing was inside me. The initial pain of penetration turned into heavenly bliss as he pumped and pumped, his knot pounding against my ass. I was so aroused that with my right hand I was pounding my own meat, while being violated by the dog. All at once, he made several long, hard thrusts and then emptied the contents of his balls into my bowels.

I had an orgasm almost immediately and spewed my cum all over my thighs and the carpet. When Stud was finally able to withdraw his cock, doggie juices ran out of my ass and down my thighs. He again licked up the mess and lay down on his back, his legs in the air. I went over to him and gave him another good blowjob, swallowing yet another super load of dog cum. We had fun like this at least once a day for the remainder of the two weeks of bestiality. For a guy, I was a damn good bitch for him!!!

Stud bugs the shit out of me, now, whenever I visit Linda. That fucking mutt pokes his nose in my crotch or in my ass every chance he gets. Linda thinks that it’s a riot. I wonder what she’d say if she knew that I fucked her dog just like I used to fuck her so many years ago. One of these days I’ll have to walk the dog alone and let him hump me in the forest preserve.

The End? I think not.

Signs That Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal Sex

10: She wonders why you keep on taking her to petting zoo during dates.

9: She wonders why you spend more time with Lassie, your dog, you do on her.

8: You spend countless hours trying to convince her that being a bitch is not necessarily a bad thing.

7: You find yourself saying, “Come on over, Beast Wars just finished.”

6: “No, No honey, I wasn’t being unfaithful. When I said I had pussies for company, I meant REAL pussies. No! I MEAN CATS! No Honey! I am NOT gay! I meant REAL cats! Animals! Honey? Come back…please?”

5: You tell her you that your dog sleeps with you in your room without mentioning that the two of you do more than just sleep.

4: After having a fight, your sent her a poem. Unfortunately, you copied it from this site.

3: She doesn’t like going into your room because she feels that all of your pets are staring at her.

2: You find yourself forever explaining to her that , ME: Animals You: Shoes

And the number one sign that your Girlfriend doesn’t understand you’re into Animal Sex……

1. You tell her that you want to do it doggy style and she says, “Why did you bring that damn dog with you?”

Signs That Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal Sex

10: He wonders why your other friends giggle to themselves when you tell him you were just giving the dog a bath in your bathroom.

9: He wonders why that eel on his aquarium keeps on dying every time he comes home from a business trip. Note: You were looking after his apartment.

8: He then wonders later why your pussy smell kinda fishy during sex.

7: You find yourself saying, “Come on over, Doggy and I just finished.”

6: He wonders why the dog he gave you last Christmas suddenly seems to hate him now.

5: You tell him you that your dog sleeps with you in your room without mentioning that the two of you do more than just sleep.

4: After having a fight, you get drunk and wake up in a stable. You call your boyfriend to pick you up. He asks, “What the hell happened to you?” You answer, “Riding?”

3: He accepts the fact that when he caught you in the cow pen with white milky fluid on your face you were just milking the cows but got so thirsty and drank the milk afterwards..

2: He doesn’t like going to your place anymore because he feels that all your pets are giving him evil looks.

And the number one sign that your Boyfriend doesn’t understand you’re into Animal Sex……

1. You tell him that you want him to fuck her pussy and he says, “Well, okay honey. But could we please get rid of that large tiger first?”

Hey! I got ya another one. Enjoy!!!

A bitter bitching bitch
Bitched a biting broken stud,
And the bitched broken stud
Bitched the bitcher bitch back.
And the bitter bitch, bitched,
By the broken bitched stud,
Said: “I’m a bitter bitched bitch, alack!”